Value Propositions

About Alamazookie

Hey, Mike and Ree here!

If you came to this page, you are most likely interested to see if our little company and products are a good fit for you. Your style. Your personality. Your interests.

We get it, we may not be for everyone. But if you are a fan of the power of words, like to have fun and have a good sense of humor, we just might be a match made in heaven!

It’s just the two of us running the show here. We design and sell metal signs that are made right here in the United States.

The goal is to deliver something that resonates with you…makes you feel something.

If you see our stuff and it makes you laugh, inspires you or reminds you of someone you know, we feel like we’ve connected with you. And that really matters to us.

Why Signs?

Truthfully, signs, posters, bumper stickers, and t-shirts are really just a canvas that allows us humans to “decorate” our homes, cars, business and…well…ourselves. They are a vehicle to let the world know something about us.

Over the years, we’ve bought many of these types of products for ourselves and as gifts but it can be hard to find something new, different or that really hits home. And quality is often poor.

So we decided to help fill that void.

What Alamazookie Means

Nothing, actually. We didn’t want to pick a name for our company that already had a meaning. We didn’t want anyone to pigeonhole us into a certain niche, market or customer type. So we made up a bunch of names and Googled them all until we landed on one with ZERO search results.

Alamazookie was the winner!

It works because we can design for: boaters, dirt bike riders, woodworkers, fishermen (ahem…or fisherwomen!), rockhounds, farmers, office workers, dog or cat lovers, kids, moms, dads, beer or wine drinkers, movie buffs, and, well, you get the idea.

Ultimately, Alamazookie will mean something to some people…but not everyone. And that’s okay with us.

Made in the USA for the USA

We have a thing about our products being made in the United States. It’s meaningful to feel like you are a part of building our country’s economy. Creating jobs for Americans. Feeding Americans.

When you purchase from us, you are part of that, too.

Our Designs are Unique to Alamazookie

We love the creative side of turning ideas into graphic designs for our products. So that’s what we focus on. Yep, we actually create the art files that are then turned into a high-quality product.

The manufacturing side is done by a partner company. We only work with US-based companies and we are REALLY picky about quality.

Where We Sell

We sell direct from our website and we also sell on Amazon. If you choose to purchase on the Amazon platform and that sign is in inventory at Amazon, you will be able to use your Prime membership to get free shipping. Or, if you purchase over $50 here on our site, we’ll eat the shipping cost on your order*.

Wherever you shop, if you are unhappy with something you purchased from us, we want to know and we’ll make it right.

So Welcome!

If you’ve read this far, it’s a fair bet that you might be our kind of people. Feel free to shop around and let us know if there’s anything specific we can make for you.

Some of the designs you see on our site are the result of a customer request. They contacted us and we made it. Now it’s available to other customers, too. Let us know if you need something unique and if we can make it happen, we will!

We’d be honored to have you join our email list. That way you’ll know when we add new designs, offer discounts or hold a giveaway. It sucks to get bombarded with emails so we promise to be respectful and reach out just one or two times a month (or if something really juicy comes up!).

Thanks for stopping by ~

Mike and Ree

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