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I’ve Cooked for People I Could Have Poisoned
A vintage kitchen with a mischievous sense of humor. For cooks who know that self-control deserves a little recognition.
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A vintage kitchen gives this darkly humorous cooking saying its setting. The joke is about patience and self-control, with a mischievous tone for people who have spent plenty of time preparing meals for others.
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